You're lucky if you find something you like to do, and it's a miracle if somebody will pay you to do it.

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

DETOX your mind, body, AND your contact list.

I don't regret anything I ever do or say. I don't like to live my life being censored. I like to say what I feel, and I think people respect that because you're honest.

As equality increases, so does the number of people struggling for predominance.

Create a world, your world. Alone. Stand alone. And then love will come to you, then it comes to you.

He was, albeit only briefly, the hero of the world's hopes.

I always stayed married to my husband! Always, until the day he died! It's not true that we were separated!

Man that is of woman born is apt to be as vain has his mother.

The biggest lie about grace that Satan wants the church to buy is the idea that it’s dangerous and therefore needs to be kept in check.

I'm always looking at other artists and trying to get inspired by different things.

The magic never worked! The only thing we’re left with is regret.