"You're more trouble than the children are" is the greatest compliment a grandparent can receive.

Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS.

An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.

My granddaughter and I are inseparable. She keeps me wrapped around her little finger.

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.

What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure.

My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.

On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town.

My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.

Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet.

I like to do nice things for my grandchildren - like buy them those toys I've always wanted to play with.

That's the whole point of being 20. You could be a lot of things. I am much older than you are. I AM things.

In our home there was always prayer - aloud, proud and unapologetic.

Everything I have to say has already crossed your mind." "Then possibly my answer has crossed yours.

Life is hard and it gets worse and worse and worse.

It is a strange paradox: Humans drown in the water, fish drown in the land.

Music, of all the liberal arts, has the greatest influence over the passions, and it is that to which the legislator ought to give the greatest encouragement.

Some injuries heal more quickly if you keep moving.

I'm going to kill them all

Society in its full sense . . . is never an entity separable from the individuals who compose it.

12 of the best years of my life - It will never be forgotten.