You’re noble enough, Baudelaires. That’s all we can ask for in this world.

I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.

Neither were you [born yesterday], unless of course I am wrong, in which case welcome to the world, little baby, and congratulations on learning to read so early in life.

Some people think destiny is something you cannot escape, such as death or a curdled cheesecake, both of which always turn up sooner or later.

I think of the five generations it will take before [Mr. Perfect]'s born, and I want to scream. I want someone now. I want someone who will look into my eyes and understand everything behind them.

HELPED are those whose every act is a prayer for peace; on them depends the future of the world.

I hated old people as a young kid who thought he knew anything about punk rock. I just thought old people sucked and I thought their opinions sucked.

Discipline is what you use when you don't want to do something, when you have to force yourself.

A government cannot be truly just without affirming the intrinsic value of human life.

The police had already found the cartridges and the rifles and the bag in the Texas School Depository and within a half an hour, those facts were known.

The differences between a competent person and an incompetent person are demonstrated in his environment (surroundings).

Wake up knowing that Allah is greater than any obstacle you may face today.

Social democracy.. is only the advance guard of the proletariat, a small piece of the total working masses; blood from their blood, and flesh from their flesh.

One always begins with the simple, then comes the complex, and by superior enlightenment one often reverts in the end to the simple. Such is the course of human intelligence.