You're not even in a restaurant, but... you got served!

My daddy, or papa as Ilike to call him is always healthy. Sure, he had the herpes but he managed it very well!

Carlito likes to swap spit with men who don't want to be cool.

Haha, you lose! I got your delicious Subway sandwich Jerry 'stupid' Lawler!

Those are real bottomlines, because Santino Marella say it be so!

I make love to the beautiful Maria and you make love to your stick!

These people are like sheep, if you were to ask them, who would like hepatitis, they are all going to cheer.

Don't make him anger please. I don't like it when he's anger.

It doesn't matter what I said!

The last time I saw that crooked stupid smile on your face, I got-a-so mad, but then I realized...that crooked stupid smile is there all the time.

I'm Jerry Lawler, I make fun of women because I have no self-esteem.

Heureux sont ceux qui peuvent aimer et haïr sans feinte, sans détour, sans nuance.

We need you.""I'm sorry, but I can't let that keep me here anymore.

Looking back, my greatest regret is not that I didn't love them enough (to the brink of insanity and back again), but that I couldn't save them from themselves.

Every company, of course, teaches you so much humanly and professionally [about] yourself and your creative process.

The best advice I ever received was to not rush time. Things will present themselves when the time is right.

Freedom begins way back. It begins not with doing what you want but with doing what you ought - that is, with discipline.

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.

Al Jazeera is demonized by the United States, yet in Egypt my father would be watching it.

While briskly to each patriot lip Walks eager round the inspiring flip; Delicious draught, whose pow'rs inherit The quintessence of public spirit!

Usage is like oxygen for ideas.