You're not wearing mink knickers,are you?

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?

People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

The bastards murdered half my family.

In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.

If I offer you the moon on a string, will you give me a kiss, too?" - Lucien Vanserra

I was not use to that kind of hunger, even as a poor college student.

If you believe that the job of the federal government is to secure this country, it's really important for you to understand that success in Iraq is part of securing the country.

If I could cause world peace by taking someone out to lunch, I'd go, 'Well, war isn't that terrible.'

Every memory I had growing up was involving a basketball. I didn't go to the prom and stuff like that. It was always basketball for me.

By abortion, the mother does not learn to love, but kills even her own child to solve her problems.

The man fitted for affairs and authority never considers individuals, but things and their consequences.

Bomb Disposal Is a face off with your own mortality. Don't let the fear get to you. When you give in to the fear, the Darkness Comes.

Terrorism is everywhere. You think of the tribal terrorism of some African countries.

The best way to win an argument is to begin by being right.