You’re playing the creepy vibe a little hard, ” I said. “Might as well go for broke, put on a black top hat and pipe in some organ music.

You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles!

I ask people impertinent questions. Hopefully turning up pertinent answers.

Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?

Caring about someone isn't complicated. It isn't easy. But it isn't complicated, either. Kinda like lifting the engine block out of a car.

I’ve had a tense couple of days. And I’ve got to tell you, burning someone’s face off sounds like a great way to relax.

Gruff, ” I said, “I find myself largely clueless about why mortal women do what they do. It will take a wiser man than me to understand what’s in a fae woman’s mind.

That’s the problem with you nearly immortal types, ” I said. “You couldn’t spot a pop culture reference if it skittered up and implanted an embryo down your esophagus.

Nay, but prithee, with sprinkles 'pon it instead, " I said solemnly, "and frosting of white.

As the last curtain falls on a spent year, a new year pirouettes to center stage with the elegance and charm of a prima ballerina – and delivers the promise of peace, hope, love and joy.

War's a racket. No doubt. But war is a racket for the politicians, not the soldiers.

You put yourself where you are, and if you find yourself unsatisfied with how you are, then get yourself out of it.

The person attempting to travel two roads at once will get nowhere.

Bank robbery is an initiative of amateurs. True professionals establish a bank.

I think everyone's a geek in some way.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

I am glad that I paid so little attention to good advice; had I abided by it I might have been saved from some of my most valuable mistakes.

If you want to be happy, be happy.

I think the boarding schools are like miniature versions of "Lord of the Flies."