You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..." Mencheres to Cat

Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.

It was ironic; he held her captive, yet she’d captivated him.

I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents

You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch

That face. That body. And you know he’s packing. Look at the angle on that dangle.

I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants.

Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it. You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with my bare hands.

I will never stop loving you. No one can change that. No matter what happens later, I’ll still love you.

If you want to be a calligrapher, write, and write, and write.

Nor is a day lived if the dawn is left out of it, with the prospects it opens. Who speaks charmingly of nature or of mankind, like him who comes bibulous of sunrise and the fountains of waters?

I have felt uncomfortable having people say, "You're my idol," because I want them to idolize God. I want them to idolize somebody that's done a lot.

Beauty isn’t between a size zero and a size eight, it is not a number at all. It is not physical.

Men of broader intellect know that there is no sharp distinction betwixt the real and the unreal

The idealist and dreamer will stubbornly go down with the ship. The serial innovator grabs the rudder and changes course.

The chin a little higher, dear. Style largely depends on the way the chin is worn. They are worn very high, just at present.

I think people should read fairy tales, because were hungry for a mythology that will speak to our fears.

The first thing you have to understand is that I was not desperate to be a writer. I was never a closet writer filing away notes in a cupboard.

We can actually learn from our mistakes and we can actually learn to conditionally structure our activities.