You're such a big BABY. So cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT

Dream big dreams,because little dreams have no magic.~Dork Diaries

Let your inner DORK shine through.

So many FREAKS and not enough CIRCUSES!

Better late than never."-Dork Diaries

Book five of Dork Diaries is one of my favorite books it brings my thoughts deep into the book and think if you haven't read it you should you will probably fell just as I fell.

Wine intoxicates for a time, but the end is bitterness.

In spite of her cute little angelic face and pink sneakers, Brianna is actually a baby Tyrannosaurus rex. On STEROIDS!

BTW, the roach's name is Max (courtesy of Brianna, "because of I had a puppy, I'd name him Max").

I'll pluck out my eye with a pencil and eat it with a Spam and mustard sandwich IF ONLY you'll sit me at lunch today, MacKenzie!

Hey, get a load of those two! It must be mating season or something...

Resentment’s appetite is never fulfilled.

Our charity is to be cordial...something that renews, invigorates and warms. Such should be the effect of our love for each other.

All that a Pulitzer really does is give the obit writers something to put between the commas after your name.

Please don't think me negligent or rude. I am both, in effect, of course, but please don't think me either.

He of whom many are afraid ought himself to fear many.

Camo never goes out of style as far as I'm concerned.

My life is not a game that I play to entertain you.

The lotos bowed above the tide and dreamed.

I give thanks every day for each new day that the Lord allows me to live and enjoy life to the fullest.

They teach anything in universities today. You can major in mud pies.