You're the WWE Champion and I would never let you down!

Look at you walkin' out here with your hair done, nails done, everything did, what you think you fancy huh?!

What are you two doing flirting with this nerd? I told you, you are supposed to be in charge of the 50 dancing girls I had set up for Miz's celebration.

This is all yours, forever. It's all yours, forever!

We share a lot in common, attitude wise.

If he's walking around with the title, whose right and whose wrong? He's awesome. And I'm his protege, so what does that make me? That makes me awesome as well.

I even fold this mans underwear and I like it!

If he's the king, I'm the prince.

And if you're not buying my dinnner or you think you fancy, you're not getting a date with The Miz!

Welcome to Miz-fest 2010! It's all going A-Ry.

Hide your kids, hide your wife, don't change the channel, this is monday night raw and The Miz is the WWE champion.

Without the absolute truth, to know the truth value of our own existence is beyond our strengths/limits/possibilities.

Some piously record 'In the beginning God', but I say 'In the beginning hydrogen'.

If God were mortal and had but one life to give, he would have been more careful about how he created the world.

I always believed that my silence on several topics will be an advantage in the long run.

I always feel like I want to work with people who raise my game, and I can do the same for them, and we can jump off the cliff together.

When you do take the home pregnancy test, it doesn't quite seem real. But when you see the baby and the heartbeat on the ultrasound, it's so incredible.

If you stop thinking, if you stop wondering, you die.

You know, I'm really not interested in someone telling me that something's good or bad.

In fact, it's in my interest to love digital recording, and I just spent a ton on a new digital recording system, so I speak from a place of heavy investment in both sides.

I'm very sad to be compared with Warhol and The Factory, because I have no drugs, you know. We have no drug culture in Japan! Maybe it's because our attitude toward labor is totally different.