You're too sweet for your own damn good.

Aim for the moon. If you miss, you may hit a star.

Definiteness of purpose is the starting point of all achievement.

You can talk about your Psalms and your John 3:16. Well, Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your *ss.

And that's the bottom line, cuz Stone Cold said so!

Sportsmanship... what a load of crap, don't preach your morality to me. Steve Austin doesn't have any mercy... you want mercy? Take your *ss to church!

Why have you not broken from the pack? You're playing it safe. Safe aint gonna get you sh!t in this world

You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass.

Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your @$$!

...if you are fat, no matter what you wear, nothing is going to make you sexier.

I no longer need my power tie, because I always have, my power finger.

I would rather believe God doesn't exist than believe he doesn't care.

I have never advocated war except as a means of peace.

A Fiat Panda, it's the best car in the world.

I'm afraid that the following syllogism may be used by some in the future. Turing believes machines think Turing lies with men Therefore machines do not think Yours in distress, Alan

Authority is no source for Truth.

My carbs kick in at dinner, which makes no sense.

Where do your greatest dangers lie?--In pity.

Manipulating currencies is when you're going into the marketplace and buying something in large amounts to depress the value of the currency.

I'm a believer that people need to understand that filmmaking is not a perfect process for anybody. It is a process in which you find the film and the film finds you. And that is every film.

I loved being in my own head so much, it was getting harder and harder being with other people.