You're trying to be tricky. What's morality?" "It's the difference between what's right and what you can rationalize." "Must be a human thing." "Exactly.

Children see magic because they look for it.

He loved constantly, instantly, spontaneously, without thought or words. That's what he taught me. Love is not something you think about, it is a state in which you dwell. That was his gift.

It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.

If you think anyone is sane you just don’t know enough about them. The key — and this is very relevant in our case — is to find someone whose insanity dovetails with your own.

Oh, we are but soft and squishy bags of mortality rolling in a bin of sharp circumstance, leaking life until we collapse, flaccid, into our own despair.

Nobody's perfect... Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him.

I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on.

If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.

Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place.

So hey, once Joshua heals your brother, you want to go do something, get some pomegranate juice, a falafel,or get married or something?

It's raining to hard to last long. Your hardship is too strong to last long. Hold on fast your faith.Be still.

The young man knows the rules but the old man knows the exceptions.

Adam Carolla is like Hitler if Hitler wasn’t funny.

I think it's important as a player every now and again to play something that's influenced you as an artist just to expose the people to it.

One long step there and you're gonna die.

One literature differs from another, either before or after it, not so much because of the text as for the manner in which it is read.

Sleep Red, I've got you." - Vaughn to Faith

Keep your eye on the goal, keep moving toward your target.

I love Ben Affleck so much. He's an amazing director.

Perfect is boring, human is beautiful