You’re unbelievable,’ said Rosie. ‘Look at me when I’m talking.’ I kept looking out the window. I was already over-stimulated. ‘I know what you look like.

But why, why, why can't people just say what they mean?

Research consistently shows that the risks to health outweigh the benefits of drinking alcohol. My argument is that the benefits to my mental health justify the risks.

There are so many weird people that nobody takes any notice. We all just fit right in.

I asked you here tonight because when you realise you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

If you really love someone,' Claudia continued, 'you have to be prepared to accept them as they are. Maybe you hope that one day they get a wake-up call and make the changes for their own reasons.

Humans often fail to see what is close to them and obvious to others.

Restaurants are minefields for the socially inept

Fortunately, I am accustomed to creating amusement inadvertently.

All of us have to make some accommodations and allowances if we are to live with another person.

What would you like?" "A skinny decaf latte." This is a ridiculous form of coffee, but I did not point it out.

And as we watched, the Tsar of Death lifted up his eyelids like skirts and began to dance in the streets of Leningrad.

A deep consideration of the essence of knowledge should reveal how knowledge corresponds to the truth.

True wealth does not glitter. It is revealed by the beauty of a life well lived.

The lion does not need the whole world to fear him, only those nearest where he roams.

Quarrel with a friend - and you are both wrong.

I'm a movie star. Can I talk to my entertainment lawyer?

I am not a number, I am a free man!

Nothing good is a miracle, nothing lovely is a dream.

In the absence of a great dream, pettiness prevails.

Unhealthy diets and junk foods accumulate and eventually you'll die.