You're wondering if I really would slit your throat. To tell the truth, I don't know either, but think of the fun we could have finding out.

Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.

Everywhere's been where it is ever since it was first put there. It's called geography.

This book was written using 100% recycled words.

The calendar of the Theocracy of Muntab counts down, not up. No-one knows why, but it might not be a good idea to hang around and find out.

Things that try to look like things often do look more like things than things.

This is Art holding a Mirror up to Life. That’s why everything is exactly the wrong way around.

It is true that words have power, and one of the things they are able to do is get out of someone’s mouth before the speaker has the chance to stop them.

I reckon responsible behavior is something to get when you grow older. Like varicose veins.

Humans had built a world inside the world, which reflected it in pretty much the same way as a drop of water reflected the landscape. And yet ... and y

It is true that words have power, and one of the things they are able to do is get out of someone's mouth before the speaker has the chance to stop them.

Our children may learn about the heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves the architects of the future.

Some people brag about standing for something so hard and so much, that they do not realize that they are actually sitting.

The use of market values and technology as a social barometer has devalued the worth of individuals, rendered irrelevant the quality of their lives, and stunted their creativity.

On one project I was hanging out with Brad Pitt, and Ryan Gosling, and Steve Carrel, and Christian Bale, and trying to explain economics to them for a movie I'm an advisor on.

[We need to ] select immigrants based on their likelihood of success in U.S. society and their ability to be financially self- sufficient.

Evolution ... is opportunistic, hence unpredictable.

With luck, it might even snow for us.

Nobody beats a bunch of journalists for inflating their rather mundane straightforward chores with a lot more melodrama and self-importance than the job should be asked to contain.

The Torah itself becomes coarse in the mouth of a man of pride.

The carping and bickering of political factions in the nation's capital reminds me of two pelicans quarreling over a dead fish.