You really can't blame the military for wanting to go to war [in Iraq]. They've got all these new toys and they want to know whether they work or not.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

Being kind is more important than being right.

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.

Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated.

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

We had other currencies that we could find work in - the currencies of movements: passion, spirit, creativity.

My life used to be full of everything. Now if you aren't with me I haven't a thing in the world.

Th' dead ar-re always pop'lar. I knowed a society wanst to vote a monyment to a man an' refuse to help his fam'ly, all in wan night.

Jupiter was very large and bright. Apparently, there was a small reddish star appended to its side. This is called "an alliance."

And they'd [the Death Eaters] love to have me," said Harry sarcastically. "We'd be best pals if they didn't keep trying to do me in.

Obama sees America as another country on the UN role call. Somewhere between Albania and Zimbabwe.

Any sort of political correctness needs to be swept out of the way

Vanity is great motivation, to be fair.

I cannot tell her I have been moping over a broken heart when I have worked so hard to convince her I have no heart at all.

A lot of times, I can turn and pass without even looking.