You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!

To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition.

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.

Give the world what it wants and it will give you what you want

The bedrock of our democracy is the rule of law and that means we have to have an independent judiciary, judges who can make decisions independent of the political winds that are blowing.

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President I'm beginning to believe it.

Sometimes people put up walls, not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.

You gotta know what you are, who you are and how you want to be portrayed.

There's nothing wrong with making mistakes, just don't make the same ones. We don't want to duplicate them.

Over the years, she'd learned not to question him to closely—mostly because he wouldn't answer her.

If I wasn't writing poems I'd be washing my hands all the time.

Almost a century has passed since Japan first entered the world community by concluding a treaty of amity with the United States of America in 1854.

The matter of social security and these grants is to help to address the levels of poverty in the country.