You remind me of Hubert Humphrey. You talk too much

Someone has said the best nursing home is the U.S. Senate.

Sending money to Washington to have it administered and sent back is like getting a blood transfusion from your right arm to your left arm with a leaky valve.

Jesse Jackson has to get back to "I am somebody" instead of "I am some color."

[Mondale] was not born; he was appointed.

Iraq was invaded to secure Israel and everybody knows it.

My good friend Walter Mondale is a good lapdog. He'll give them [special interest groups] everything they want. He'll lick every hand.

Glenn must think he's still in space. He's orbiting the issues faster than he orbited earth.

When you get to the end of your rope tie a knot and hang on.

And what so tedious as a twice-told tale.

It feels great to be a role model and I'm very careful with the things I do. I'm not perfect, I do make a lot of mistakes, but I try my best.

To lie about a far country is easy

A good many people think as I do. If they like my work they are creative . . . or they are crazy.

I ain't got no quarrel with them Viet Cong.

I am going to fight for important things.

Russia sees itself as a country that is self-sufficient.

There are a great many ways to commit suicide you know.

Fantasy flows in where fact leaves a vacuum.