You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles!

I ask people impertinent questions. Hopefully turning up pertinent answers.

Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?

Caring about someone isn't complicated. It isn't easy. But it isn't complicated, either. Kinda like lifting the engine block out of a car.

I’ve had a tense couple of days. And I’ve got to tell you, burning someone’s face off sounds like a great way to relax.

Gruff, ” I said, “I find myself largely clueless about why mortal women do what they do. It will take a wiser man than me to understand what’s in a fae woman’s mind.

That’s the problem with you nearly immortal types, ” I said. “You couldn’t spot a pop culture reference if it skittered up and implanted an embryo down your esophagus.

You’re playing the creepy vibe a little hard, ” I said. “Might as well go for broke, put on a black top hat and pipe in some organ music.

Nay, but prithee, with sprinkles 'pon it instead, " I said solemnly, "and frosting of white.

My grandmother died in 1991 and I was born in '86. We only met once, but I didn't speak English and she didn't speak Spanish - so we had a communication problem.

All conventional wisdom has an element of truth to it, but good design requires more than an element of truth - it requires an ensemble of correct assumptions and valid calculations.

With eternal investments there is never a loss of principle or principal.

They have said this is a lower level. Ridiculous! They're really both the same light, just two different forms.

Ignorance ain't not knowin' stuff; ignorance is knowin' stuff that AIN'T TRUE.

Everybody in this world wants watching, but nobody more than ourselves.

A man without a home can't be lost.

When writing about oneself, one must strive to be truthful. Truth is more important than modesty.

Nobody wants to read a 600 page book in which the author is fabulous throughout.

There is no such thing as pure good or pure evil, least of all in people.