You said love, I say chemical imbalance.

My sense of romance stretches a little further than a barrage balloon.

Besides, old ladies are always right. That's how they get to be so old. It's one of those things.

You see, deep down beneath my superficial and shallow exterior, I'm really very superficial and shallow.

Oh, what a better way to express your love than a plasticbag full of air.

Well, maybe I'm not so emotionally dysfunctional after all.

Don't let the excess of demand make you loose your command and get you further from what you've planned.

Poverty is like a crumb that sits at a table, and starves itself to death.

Part of me can't understand how Mom could do this. But there's that other part of me that can readily relate. Because I feel a pull in two different directions too.

I think the more we fill our lives with more and more things we have to do, the less and less time we are spending on who we have to be.

Some only learn the value of time when it’s too late!

Go back to bed America, your government is in control again. Go back to bed America... you are free to do as we tell you... you are free to do as we tell you.

Usually, I walk around and think about things. When I come across a thought that makes me laugh, I write it down.

Trolls are slow in the uptake, and mighty suspicious about anything new to them.

Without acting, I cannot breathe.

A Clinton presidency is an Obama third term. And it's very difficult for them to get away from it.