You say you hate children and people always say the same thing; it would be different if it was your own child. Well what if it wasn't?

Race, Religion, Ethnic Pride, Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you have never met

You never hear in the news, "200 killed today when Atheist rebels took heavy shelling from the Agnostic stronghold in the north."

If you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child.

There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.

There's only two types of people who are against drugs: the people who have never done drugs and the people who really sucked at doing drugs.

I am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that terrifies me.

Shouldn't the long-term goal of any society be complete unemployment?

One UK paper described me as a "miserablist", a word I'd never heard before or since. I looked it up and it means someone who can only be happy when they are miserable. Perfect.

I think a lot of women look at prostitutes like they're scabs crossing an union picket line, where they go: You can't just go out and sell it for what it's worth, we're holding out for so much more!

What if I don't want a leader? Where does that vote go? I do good on my own. I don't want to be led.

I have no culture, no humane harmony in my brains. I can't live without a culture anymore.

...I supplied in a tone so saccharine that it should have tipped him off that his testicular health was in serious peril.

Humans have always used animals to depict ideas about themselves: ideas about their status, about their position in life and society and the world.

I had quite a religious upbringing. I gave my life over to Christ at 11. I took it back when I was about 14.

Interviewer: What is your greatest regret? Gorey: That I don't have one

I bend, but I do not break.

The merit of a democratic regime rests on one's continual willingness to exchange views, and to compete on the basis of individual merit and capacities.

I think there's nothing sadder than a pro athlete who plays past his prime.

North and South were equally confident that God was on their side, and appealed incessantly to Him.

The Liberals talk about a stable government but we don't know how bad the stable is going to smell.