You screw me, I screw you back. I'm a lady like that.

I was a tough kid with the jeans, the concert shirt with the flannel over it, the comb in the back pocket and the feathered hair.

I'm like every other woman: a closet full of clothes, but nothing to wear: So I wear jeans.

I grew up with a lot of boys. I probably have a lot of testosterone for a woman.

I want to be a big, fleshy voluptuous woman with curves. I want a big bum, but I don't have one.

I'm living my life as a journey. My quest is to make it better every year.

Beauty [is] a kind of radiance. People who possess a true inner beauty, their eyes are a little brighter, their skin a little more dewy. They vibrate at a different frequency.

You haven't partied until you've partied at dawn in complete silence with Buddhist monks.

When I go out, I love steak and caviar.

I eat a cheeseburger with French fries almost every day.

I hate committing myself to anything. It's probably the lack of discipline, honestly. I'm probably a spoiled brat worried about getting my way every time.

Your best teacher is your last mistake.

He will work off his crudities in time. I rather mistrust young men who slip into life gracefully.

I would choose to live a century in a dark room instead of hanging out with fake friends.

Why was love such an addictive drug?Why did loving someone cause such suffering?

How different a loved and familiar spot appears, when viewed with the eye of probable guests.

What is modesty but inverted pride?

I always get so excited cooking chicken wings.

What good does it do to speak in tongues on Sunday if you have been using your tongue during the week to curse and gossip?

It is not God's function to create or uncreate the circumstances of your life. God created You, in the image and likeness of God. You have created the rest.

Martin Sheen is my pinup! And Allison Janney, oh my God. They're brilliant actors.