You see, dear—I think there are two types of people in the world. Those who divide the world up into two kinds of people... and those who don't.

History was a way to live extra lives, to cheat the limits of flesh and blood, to roll the rock back from the tomb and free the resurrected dead.

It sounds to me, dear, as if your satirist is a bit like a monk. They both take a rather dim view of the world, and both try to do something abou

Even though Sean still held my head down I was the only one who thought to ask"Who's driving the boat?" Over the motor I heard girls screaming at us the instant before we crashed.

Zaphod marched quickly down the passageway, nervous as hell, but trying to hide it by striding purposefully.

The storm is over, there is sunlight in my heart. I have a glass of wine and sit thinking of what has passed.

Good humor is the health of the soul, sadness is its poison.

The Constitution which at any time exists, 'till changed by an explicit and authentic act of the whole People is sacredly obligatory upon all.

From the very beginning, I wrote to explain my own life to myself, and I invited any readers who chose to make the journey with me to join me on the high wire.

Let your curiosity be greater than your fear.

Money is for making things happen.

Forgiveness works two ways, in most instances. People have to forgive themselves too. The powerful have to forgive themselves for their behavior. That should be a sacred process.

A ball bat is a wondrous weapon.