You see dear it is not true that woman was made from man's rib she was really made from his funny bone.

When the first baby laughed for the first time the laugh broke into a million pieces and they all went skipping about. That was the beginning of fairies.

W“e’ve taken our love of crows and glitter to the point of no return. Our best advice is don’t get caught up in the details… just enjoy the over-the-top romance.

Many religions have meditations on death to let it penetrate our thick skulls that life doesn’t last forever.

Tattoos are permanent and a lifelong commitment, the same as marriage.

The more I study the wealthy.. in an effort to learn how to help more people around the world become one of them.. I'm stunned by how many people are actually not rich.

I am grateful for being alive today. It is my joy and pleasure to live another wonderful day.

To create man was a quaint and original idea, but to add the sheep was tautology.

The majority of work I do is in independent films, where you're lucky if you have five takes.

Just being a woman is God's gift. The origin of a child is a mother, a woman. She shows a man what sharing, caring, and loving is all about. That is the essence of a woman.

In private I'm not. You will have to ask my wife. She maintains I'm a fluffy husband.

I didn't really like jazz that much and was unhappy in that genre. It was what I was doing just to get by and pay rent.