You see, deep down beneath my superficial and shallow exterior, I'm really very superficial and shallow.

My sense of romance stretches a little further than a barrage balloon.

Besides, old ladies are always right. That's how they get to be so old. It's one of those things.

You said love, I say chemical imbalance.

Oh, what a better way to express your love than a plasticbag full of air.

Well, maybe I'm not so emotionally dysfunctional after all.

The extremists are afraid of books and pens, the power of education frightens them. they are afraid of women.

She wasn't chaos. She was more of a slow burn that caught in your heart... and then you had no choice but to engulf her all at once. She was home.

Time's a goon right? Isn't that the expression?

Don't you just hate it when real life gets in the way of your own reality.

Do not wait until the conditions are perfect to begin. Beginning makes the conditions perfect.

If you have to do it, you can do it.

Men have no special right because they belong to one race or another: the word man defines all rights.

I was just fighting dwarves then hit my knee really hard.

Gifts are like fish-hooks; for who is not aware that the greedy char is deceived by the fly which he swallows?

Deprivation is for me what daffodils were for Wordsworth.