You see, you don’t want me to love you. You want the version you’ve made up. The knight, even though I’m the dragon and I always will be.

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..." Mencheres to Cat

Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.

It was ironic; he held her captive, yet she’d captivated him.

You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!

I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents

You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch

That face. That body. And you know he’s packing. Look at the angle on that dangle.

I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants.

Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it. You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with my bare hands.

My darling, you are indisposed! You must remain abed for the next eight months. Little Buford - ""I am NOT naming our child Buford...

Why would you pour a foundation, buy machines, hire employees, if you can make as much money buying bonds?

I consider that it is on instruction and education that the future security and direction of the destiny of every nation chiefly and fundamentally rests.

I think there's nothing that can drive you more than a huge dream or a huge challenge.

When you reduce what you need in life to the bare minimum, then that's when you achieve true freedom.

I read the Bible to myself; I'll take any translation, any edition, and read it aloud, just to hear the language, hear the rhythm, and remind myself how beautiful English is.

Malthus married in 1804 and beat three children with his wife

For what human ill does dawn not seem to be alternative?

If everyone has to be a watchdog in order to make government work, then the foxes will also volunteer to serve.