You seem to think you have a choice, " Cam said. "But you have it backwards. Love chooses you. The shadow moves as the sun commands.

There are some experiences in life they haven't invented the right words for.

Women. You'll interpret anything as love. You see a man wearing an idiotic expression, and you assume he's been struck by Cupid's arrow when in reality, he's digesting a bad turnip.

I love you, Marks. My heart is completely and utterly yours. And unfortunately for you, the rest of me comes with it.

It's the perfect solution. We argue all the time. We can't stand each other. It's like we're already married.

Was this some new level of depravity? Had he developed a spinster fetish?

You’re far too prickly tempered to be a mistress. You’re far better suited as a wife.

They (mothers-in-law) never leave when they say they will. When my mother-in-law visits, the mice throw themselves at the cat, begging to be eaten.

Win told me that one isn’t improved by being at the top of the mountain, one is improved by the climb.

It's a house. No more and no less. There isn't a structure on earth that could last forever. But a family goes on."-Leo

Virtue in a woman is like pepper in the soup. A little makes for a nice seasoning. Butoverdo it, and no one wants very much of you.

The older I get, the less I know. It's wonderful--it makes the world so spacious.

I don't think arrested-adolescent humor will fade. Maybe the form will change, but I guarantee its replacement will still be based in immature behavior from mature figures.

I was lucky enough when it came to sports and work ethic to be taught some basics that continue to be important.

I did a film called 'Puccini for Beginners, ' which was a romantic comedy, and I always wanted to do more, but I kept doing drama.

I think because both of my parents were essentially salespeople, and Italian-Americans, I always seemed to get along with people; I had a knack of finding something to talk about.

So far as Im concerned, Ronald Reagan was the best president. Nixon was the worst. Some of his policies were okay, but he disgraced the office.

It's better to be born lucky than rich. If you're rich, you may lose your money, but if you're born lucky, you will always have more money.

He was one of those guys who'd pronounce I'm a hugger as he came at you, neglecting to ask if the feeling was mutual.

If there is to be no satisfaction in pleasure, none in wisdom, none in ambition, none in the golden mean, what then? Ah, where then? In duty. In doing right because it is right.

Five sets is a kind of lottery. Anything can happen.