You set fire to my house, killed my family, and ate my dog. But steal my boyfriend? That's a step too far.

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.

I love you for who you are, not who the world thinks you should be.

What kind of person doesn't let you have gummi bears?

Please, I'm a transgender former boy-bander. You think I don't know how to defend myself?

Brought to you by The Corporation: In your homes and in your pants.

We have work to do if you are not to be a total failure like high-waisted, acid-wash jeans.

Because 'You're perfect just the way you are, ' is what your guidance counselor says. And she's an alcoholic.

Agent Jones held Sinjin’s face in his hands. “I’m going to make balloon animals. People need balloon animals.”“How right you are, strange delusional man, ” Sinjin said.

New Maxi-Pad Pets. Accessories for your period.Brought to you by The Corporation: In your homes andin your pants.

It was so hard to feel safe in the world when you were a girl.

Wealth is evidently not the good we are seeking

I wanted to prove the sustaining power of music.

Even colors were important to me. If it was a somber scene, the colors were muted and dark. If it was a happy or seductive scene, the colors were brighter.

The Earth would die If the sun stopped kissing her.

Got any pitches? I got five pitches-rise-ball, curveball, screwball, drop-ball and changeup.

The America I love still exists at the front desks of our public libraries.

Words are only painted fire; a look is the fire itself.

The thing I absolutely love about food is it's a common thread that connects us no matter what culture we come from.

Too many Americans are out of work, and our debt is out of control.

The writer is important only by dint of the territory he colonizes.