You should always live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

Man-eaters are finally shot dead.

Are you in love with your idea more than your reality? Change that.

The world itself, like the mask, began to seem difficult to believe in, and I was stricken with an unutterable sense of loneliness.

She felt the loss of Willoughby's character yet more heavily than she had felt the loss of his heart.

I am often amazed at how much more capability and enthusiasm for science there is among elementary school youngsters than among college students.

SYLLOGISM, n. A logical formula consisting of a major and a minor assumption and an inconsequent.

The color of your skin is your uniform in this ultimate battle for the survival of the West.

I never really like the characters I play. I only come to love them afterwards.

I'm not very good at playing piano, so I usually hit chords with my right hand. And those chords came, and I was just singing a little bit.

Young kids should be doing music that has shock value. They'll grow out of it.