You should be prepared for anything during divorce proceedings - even the truth.

You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

If your head tells you one thing and your heart tells you another before you do anything you should first decide whether you have a better head or a better heart.

My marriage and my families come certainly before my career.

If you do not make it a matter of study, how you may successfully act in building up the kingdom of Christ, you are acting a very wicked and absurd part as a Christian.

Treat everyone like a gentleman, not because they are, but because you are.

I still enjoy doing music. I'm not going to stop doing it, and doing it the way that I feel it should be done.

In Christ there is no East nor West.

Remember, Team, surrender the me for the we.

Books are infinite in number and time is short. The secret of knowledge is to take what is essential. Take that and try to live up to it.

It is within the power of every man to become great.

Great advice comes from people that have been around a lot longer than you.