You should have read the directions before you showed up to the party.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

Look at your own behaviors and ask yourself, “Would I want to be my friend???

Admire the efforts of a failure like you admire the beauty of a sunset.

Believe not much them that seem to despise riches, for they despise them that despair of them.

To most people, the sky is the limit. To those who love aviation, the sky is home.

Action makes more fortune than caution.

It was the way she felt when she looked at the stars.

Being a great fighter is having a perfect balance of having that toughness, skill, as well as that mental capability to be able to out-think you opponent.

I don't think any other emotion is the equivalent of laughter. So I do whatever I can to laugh all the time and to hide my pain.

I wish for many reasons flying had never been invented.

I've wanted to be a writer since I was four years old!