You should know how great things were before you. Even so, they're better still today. I can't think of who I was before you ruined everything in the nicest way.

But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

I always feel uncomfortable at parties, and I'm often nervous when talking to strangers. I don't think this makes me feel special. Maybe everybody feels this way.

Make good stuff, then make it easy for people to buy it. There’s your anti-piracy plan.

I'm just a dude and I feel like being completely isolated would be kind of a drag. I really do get a lot of energy from feedback from fans. People create music videos and artwork for my music.

It's weird but it's amazing, and it's great to know people are thinking about you. It's a huge ego boost and anyone that says they don't love that is lying.

I'm a professional Jonathan Coulton. It's partially ego, to be completely honest: It feels great to have people adoring you in that way.

For me, the live show is sort of the ultimate expression of this journey that I've been on.

The power of giving is beyond measure.

Love is not running away or giving up, it is standing and fighting for every moment.

Now students all seem to be converging on the same self, the successful upper-middle-class professional, impersonating the adult they've already decided they want to become.

With my hand in his, I looked at all the apartment buildings with rushes of love, peering in the wide streetside windows that revealed living rooms painted in dark burgandies and matte reds.

Among the appliances to transform the people, sound and appearances are but trivial influences.

I would never commit the positively anti-social action of robbing a bank, or worse still, working in one.

The caliber of actors I'm getting to work with and learn from on a daily basis is phenomenal for me as a developing actor.

All future wars, all future accidents will be live wars and live accidents.

Unless physicians stand together to fight threats and injustices, our practices cannot remain viable in the future.

To virginity is awarded the tribute of the highest beauty