You should learn how say things with your eyes that others waste time putting into words,

Be yourself no matter what. People don't have to like you, and you don't have to care.

Females are very simple, with them, yes means yes, & no means yes, & no means no, & no means maybe, but maybe means yes, & maybe means no!

If she is wrong educate her, don't belittle her..

Woman won't accept to be your second option, either you choose her or you lose her.

Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement. In the end, you ignore everything and click I agree.

The greatest ugliness in the world is seeing so beautiful a creature spoil themselves on stupidity.

There is no such thing as reality, only our perception of it.

You leave a rumor long enough, give it the right soil, and it'll grow into a fact . . .

People want incongruous, impossible things.

Americans are gluttons. We shop with forklifts. We have a holiday where we stuff food into other food. Our strippers wrestle in Jell-O, where other countries have to use mud.

life is a loaded gun that looks right at you with a yellow eye.

A mathematician ... has no material to work with but ideas, and so his patterns are likely to last longer, since ideas wear less with time than words.

When you're writing a story in bits and pieces, month in and month out, there really isn't time or space for reflection, no room to learn what those scripts had to teach you.

I'm attracted to seeing how different I can be, pushing the boat out.

Real life is much stranger than fiction, man.