You should make it hard on yourself to write so you’re easier to read.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

I measure the progress of a community by the degree of progress which women have achieved.

You must believe before everything else that the revolution must come, that there is no other choice.

I have always lived according to my conscience, and my past is clean.

It isn't fate but fecklessness that has shoved Sarah Palin to the sidelines of national politics. The real tragedy is that she's taken a lot of other serious Republican women with her.

Success, cannot be attained alone. Any person's time and power is limited. A wise leader enlists others in working toward organizational goals.

In the history of the United States, there is no continuity at all. You can cut through it anywhere and nothing on this side of the cut has anything to do with anything on the other side.

Or maybe...their biggest fear is that they will get close to you again, and you'll go and drop dead.

Covetousness is the greatest misfortune. One who does not know what is enough will never have enough.

No one on earth has lived through the exact same experiences you have, and no one thinks the exact same thoughts you do.

The highest manifestation of strength is to keep ourselves calm and on our own feet.