You should never make fun of something that a person can't change about themselves.

I've been embarrassing myself since about birth.

Be yourself. Don't worry about what other people are thinking of you, because they're probably feeling the same kind of scared, horrible feelings that everyone does.

Whenever I see an ambulance, I like to think there is a baby being born, rather than a death.

Normalness leads to sadness.

Be yourself. Don't worry about what other people are thinking of you.

Marriage is just a piece of paper if it's not a happy one.

I'm just Phil from Rossendale. And now people are screaming for me 'cause I make YouTube videos - it's just crazy!

A million coincidences had to occur in order for you to exist

If you're insulting people on the internet, you must be ugly on the inside.

. If you want to write, just write anything that comes into your mind. You will be surprised at how you can force inspiration to stand on your side.

If you want me to sing this Christmas song with the feeling and the meaning, you better see if you can locate that check.

Nollywood is a genre, and not the entire Nigerian film industry.

As the Tories know, the problem with setting yourself up as a shining example for others to follow is that when you get caught out, that proverbial substance really hits the fan.

Do you know most of the Jewish songs have the same trend of sadness as Negro spirituals?

I'm a big fan of pastries the size of a baby that contain enough calories for a year. That seems like an effective use of time.

The best part of a party is getting dressed to go.

Obviously, there's the temptation to sit back and smile, .. But there's so much at stake, we have to do our due diligence.

I don't think it's the case that 'posh actors' get more work than others.

Nothing good can come from the Federal Reserve. It is the biggest taxer of them all. Diluting the value of the dollar by increasing its supply is a vicious, sinister tax on the poor and middle class.