You should never stick something that you are allergic to into your mouth, especially if that thing is cats.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

Any problems that may occur have ultimately been caused by you, because you are responsible for where you are and what you are doing there.

I have a choice: Do I want to align with the GREATEST VISION OF MYSELF or Do I want to align with my EXCUSES?

Dare to wear the foolish clown face.

If my stories can touch you, make you laugh, forget unhappy things, or even give you that 'good job' feeling, then I'll be super, super happy!

When you're the victim of the behavior, it's black and white; when you're the perpetrator, there are a million shades of gray.

Look, if you're playing Romeo and your Juliet is a pig, you find something you can love about pigs!

Girl, it's an umbrella, not a Lamborghini.

What's the opposite of opposite? Consider yourself bamboozled!

It's not up to me ... to make the world consistent.

We all are interested in an open development, without any prejudice; this refers particularly and, perhaps, primarily to the Baltic countries, for them it is more important than for Russia.