You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds ridden by leprechaun jockeys.

I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds.

The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.

Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as 'deserving' respect; you get what you demand from people.

The great stories go to those who aren't afraid to live them

You ever wake up in the middle of the night because a couple of cats are clawing each other to death outside your window? That's what it's like listening to you speak.

I will never understand why people get so upset at things I don't even remember saying.

I laugh at people who say things like 'I'm a good person, I just do bad things.' No, that's not how it works. What you do IS who you are.

The hardest lesson I've had to learn in my life is that my intelligence is inversely correlated to my humility. The more I thought I knew, the less I actually knew.

The narcissist act is not an act. I actually am a narcissist, very much so. My world revolves around me.

Obstacles are only obstacles if you see them as obstacles. They can also be called opportunities.

I thought: this is how you make a human being. A human being is beautiful and sick. A human being glitters and starves.

a detestable, viscous place populated by slugs

Just as you should never confuse the law with common justice, intelligence should not be confused with common sense. Some of the brightest people in the world have no idea how to cross the road.

Until you've faced a crowd of graduating seniors, you have not experienced apathy.

God is watching us, but He loves us so much that He can't take His eyes off us. We may lose sight of God, but He never loses sight of us.

Christ's resurrection is the ground-work of our hope. And the new birth is our title or evidence of our interest in it.

A little of everything and nothing thoroughly, after the French fashion.

It's no secret - if you know me, have ever met me or have shared a meal with me - that I'm a passionate environmentalist.

It's easy to fall into the trap of just cranking out things that are good enough to sell.

A smart salesperson listens to emotions not facts.