You sit around watching all this stuff happen on TV. . . and the TV sits and watches us do nothing! The TV must think we're all pretty lame.

The key to productivity is to rotate your avoidance techniques.

Unrequited love is like hitting your head against a wall that isn't there.

It's fun telling you tall Texas tales. You always look like a little girl who's hearing Cinderella for the first time.

The piano is always true to me. In times of despair, happiness, and joy, its mood is always my own.

Passion is the bridge that takes you from pain to change.

I don't know if I have enough guts to do a whole standard jazz record.

Pundits are saying that President Obama is starting to lose support among his own party. To give you an idea of how bad it's gotten, today Jimmy Carter compared him to Jimmy Carter.

I thought Manual Labor was a Mexican golf pro.

There are more adventures on a chessboard than on all the seas of the world

Everyone is born a genius.

You know about fixing cars, you're athletic, and you know when to shut up." "That last one isn't a skill." "Honey, trust me. It's a skill.

Buddhism helps us to overcome our endless ego grasping mind to open up to something so much more spacious and genuinely meaningful.