You sit in your tepee and dream and then you go to wherever the dream may take you. It might come true. You wait for real life to catch up.

Take the feeling of hunger out of your gut, and you're no longer a champion

As long as you are curious, you defeat age.

The first duty of life is to live.

When two partners always agree, one of them aint necessary.

Alcoholics are mostly disappointed men.

I found marriage somewhat stifling. I don't know that I am the kind of man who ought to be married.

I always try to improve, to find new ways of expressing myself, to keep looking for truth and originality.

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I judge a restaurant by the bread & the coffee.

I admire honesty and straightforwardness combined with true femininity.

The paramount terror that plagues humankind is to live a meaningless life of an exile, an incomplete person whom fails to experience the rapture of living in an astonishing manner.

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but ingenuity is the bombshell of success

I thought it was foolish mumbo jumbo when I was alive - then I woke up dead.

I wondered if having conversations with your dog was less crazy than babbling to yourself when no one else was around. I guess it depended on whether or not the dog answered.

There are athletes and celebrities that are out there and they Twitter and they constantly try to drum up press because they're narcissists.

Be serious. Life hurts. Reflect what hurts. I don't mean that you can't also be funny, or have fun, but at the end of the day, stories are about what you lose.

Some proofs command assent. Others woo and charm the intellect. They evoke delight and an overpowering desire to say, 'Amen, Amen'.

It hurts like hell when the world won't invest in you. But it's excruciating, almost more than you can bear, when you don't believe and invest in yourself.

No country can really develop unless its citizens are educated. Any nation that is progressive is led by people who have had the privilege of studying.

It's the most ambitious power grab I've ever witnessed.