You sounded like Dolly parton on helium." (After kristy lee cook of season 7 on american idol,sang her country rendition of the Beatles'"Eight Days A Week.)

If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning.

The end of the animal trade would leave more time to trap or beat to death pop star wannabes.

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't.

Work hard, be patient, and be a sponge while learning your business. Learn how to take criticism. Follow your gut instincts and don't compromise.

I'd say the most dangerous thing I've ever done is probably bungee jumping in Thailand...

I think you have to judge everything based on your personal taste. And if that means being critical, so be it. I hate political correctness. I absolutely loathe it.

That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinarily bad.

I want people to understand that from the minute Lady Gaga arrived, she created a new set of rules: being different is good; embrace it.

Not everybody is perfect, and I don't think we should be looking for perfect people.

The best way to kill someone is from the inside, by crushing their hopes and dreams.

If the Confederacy falls, there should be written on its tombstone: Died of a theory.

I don't think it is as much a human foible as it is a human curse that we cannot understand the beauty of a thing until it is gone.

If I had free will, I would choose to be funnier.

A comedian is a fellow who finds other comedians too humorous to mention.

You will never find true love until you first learn to love Allah

When we face problems with compassion, sincerity, and good motivation, our solutions may take longer, but ultimately they are better.

Confidence has brought them out into the light, but they seem to have forgotten - light's no good for creatures of the night.

To admit guilt for nonexistent crimes is unacceptable to me.

I thought The Visitation was good fun. We did some of that filming at Ealing on the big set.

Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac