You sounded like someone who should be singing on a cruise ship. Halfway through your song, I wished the ship was sinking.

If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning.

The end of the animal trade would leave more time to trap or beat to death pop star wannabes.

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't.

Work hard, be patient, and be a sponge while learning your business. Learn how to take criticism. Follow your gut instincts and don't compromise.

I'd say the most dangerous thing I've ever done is probably bungee jumping in Thailand...

I think you have to judge everything based on your personal taste. And if that means being critical, so be it. I hate political correctness. I absolutely loathe it.

That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinarily bad.

I want people to understand that from the minute Lady Gaga arrived, she created a new set of rules: being different is good; embrace it.

Not everybody is perfect, and I don't think we should be looking for perfect people.

The best way to kill someone is from the inside, by crushing their hopes and dreams.

We youths say “like” all the time because we mistrust reality.

Doubt is how you find God

Opinions are like ugly children … despite it all you love your own.

Living did not mean one joy piled upon another. It was merely the hope for less pain...

Theirs is not to reason why theirs is but to do or die.

It's all about portion control. Grilled fish, a small amount of wild rice and vegetables is a good meal.

When in doubt, throw it out.

Your life is what you remember. I mean, some things I wish I still had. But it doesn't matter.

Living in Pakistan, you didn't have a sense of how huge and varied America was, geographically.

Our vocation, to be beautiful, must be full of thought for others.