You spend 90% of your adult life hoping for a long rest and the last 10% trying to convince the Lord that you're actually not that tired.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

If you keep standing on the verge of greatness, you'll eventually get the courage to leap into it.

One word can end a fight

Good-hearted laughter is a tribute to the happy God, who created laughter and delights to enter into it with us.

Trust Him in the Deep Waters! ~Jessica R. Patch author of Deep Waters.

Office of the Vice President... The Council on Competativeness.

Thank God for such women, who make no apologies for their oceanic depth and riptides of emotion.

Prudence is a necessary ingredient in all the virtues, without which they degenerate into folly and excess.

Sure, fear can protect us from danger—but most of the time it just keeps us from life’s great adventures.

We must become more comfortable with probability and uncertainty.

Ground which can be freely traversed by both sides is called accessible.