You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time.

You spend a good deal of your life gripping a baseball, and it turns out it was the other way around all the time.

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

It never hurts to apologize, especially if you don't mean it.

For a hundred years, the owners screwed the players. For 25 years, the players have screwed the owners-they've got 75 years to go.

If you had a pill that would guarantee a pitcher 20 wins, but might take five years off his life, he'd take it.

Statistics are about as interesting as first base coaches.

Lots of people look up to Billy Martin. That's because he just knocked them down.

We were like farm animals compared to today's players who are treated like thoroughbreds.

Forget goals. Value the process.

You're only as smart as your ERA.

Human beings are incredibly slow, Cosmic Ordering is incredibly fast!

Aren't we forever?

You are still a spoiled rotten brat, Richie, ” Seth said to Vegas, with no emotion on his face. “But I’m not going to let anyone hurt you...

A man is the origin of his action.

Life is too short not to create, not to love, and not to lend a helping hand to our brothers and sisters.

A big business never becomes big by being a narrow society looking after only the interests of its organization and stockholders.

You don't get to be a respected intellectual by uttering truisms in monosyllables.

The photographs of one dead terrorist mastermind carry no real news or information about the nature or horror of war. They just create sensation instead of deeper understanding.

There is a good reason they call these ceremonies 'commencement exercises'. Graduation is not the end; it's the beginning.

My attention span is all over the place, and I overthink things. I'm an insomniac.