You spend a lot of time thinking about how awful the prison is rather than envisioning your future.

The giver is the blessed! The receiver stands still.

Often the most effective statement we can make in a noisy world is to say nothing at all. Don't waste your words over something or to someone who deserves silence.

Why do my movies make people feel so dead inside?

Christmas without a murder plot is like a day without giant spiders eaten orphans" (quote on my special gift holiday mugs)

Democrats believe people are basically good but must be saved from themselves by the government. Republicans believe people are basically bad but they'll be okay if they're left alone.

I possess every good quality, but the one that distinguishes me above all is modesty.

You have it now and that is all your whole life is; now. There is nothing else than now. There is neither yesterday, certainly, nor is there any tomorrow.

Mimicking people was something I did already.

There is a physical relation between physical things. But it is different with commodities.

Meeting important emotional needs creates the feeling of love, but thoughtfulness keeps it alive.