You spend a much larger part of your life being old, not young.

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.

If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.

Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.

Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?

When we constantly ask for miracles, we're unraveling the fabric of the world. A world of continuous miracles would not be a world, it would be a cartoon.

Love, like everything else in life, should be a discovery, an adventure, and like most adventures, you don’t know you’re having one until you’re right in the middle of it.

Accept yourself, love yourself, and keep moving forward. If you want to fly, you have to give up what weighs you down.

At the time of destruction and despair hope for the better.

Stubbs may have envisaged the skeleton inside the horse, but most of us do not

If I should die think only this of me that there's some corner of a foreign field that is for ever England.

If aught I have said is truth, that truth shall reveal itself in a clearer voice, and in words more kin to your thoughts.

When pure sincerity forms within, it is outwardly realized in other people's hearts.

I do myself up kind of like a doll. I have a doll collection and I look at their outfits and kind of imitate them.

The first author of speech was God himself, that instructed Adam how to name such creatures as He presented to his sight.

Being a single woman is like going off to war.