You start out wanting to change the world through language, and end up thinking it's enough to tell a few good jokes.

You can live your whole life not realizing that what you're looking for is right in front of you.

This is where it all begins. Everything starts here, today.

No, friends were like clothes: fine while they lasted but eventually they wore thin or you grew out of them.

The true writer, the born writer, will scribble words on scraps of litter, the back of a bus tickets, on the wall of a cell.

Dexter, I love you so much. So, so much, and I probably always will. I just don't like you anymore. I'm sorry.

Call me sentimental, but there's no-one in the world that I'd like to see get dysentery more than you

You're gorgeous, you old hag, and if I could give you just one gift ever for the rest of your life it would be this. Confidence. It would be the gift of confidence. Either that or a scented candle

A moment passed, perhaps half a second when their faces said what they felt, and then Emma was smiling, laughing, her arms around his neck.

If you're my friend I should be able to talk to you but I can't, and if I can't talk to you, well, what is the point of you? Of us?

Maybe we've grown out of each other.

For the sake of your dreams, don't create negative brands for yourself, else you scare away opportunities that are meant to be your turning point!

God may save all, but human rescue is only for a few.

Girls can be so petty and jealous. I swear they're worse than guys sometimes. Except they're all quiet about it. They sugarcoat it or else they talk behind each other's backs. It's seriously twisted.

There is no fate that cannot be surmounted by scorn.

I would love to photograph Stephen Hawking. I am just fascinated by science, I really am.

I can't remember the last book that taught me so much, and so well, about what it means to be human.

Sometimes the only way to carry a heavy burden is to share it with another

I do situate myself in this problem of being a Jew who doesn't want to be represented by the state of Israel, a state that claims to represent all Jewish people and make me into a potential citizen.

Comic book heroes are an important part of our culture.

The decisions and problems of Uruguay will be resolved by Uruguayans.