You still have that competitive thing where you want to try to make hits. That won't go away, unless the mayor of show business says my time's up.

We all know the moon isn't made out of green cheese...but if it was made out of barbeque spare ribs would you eat it?

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.

I've always wanted to sail around the world in a handmade boat and I built a boat.

A fashion plate, a rock star in his own mind, Megamind is more showman than deadly menace.

Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don't know

I have the physique a lot of people dream about having. It's my obligation to share it with the world.

Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life

I look good. I mean, really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!

I think my new iPhone 5S is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at work

Everything will turn out right, the world is built on that.

Human you are, and your religion, Humanism.

Passion is the feeling of excitement, energy and enthusiasm you feel towards something or someone you care about.

It’s is good you are about something. But wait and ask, “why and how?”. Without “whys and hows”, not every energetic movement can be called progress.

He comes where He commands us to leave.

In the case of a creative mind, it seems to me, the intellect has withdrawn its watchers from the gates, and the ideas rush in pell-mell and only then does it review and inspect the multitudes.

Geometry is to the plastic arts what grammar is to the art of the writer.

I cannot understand how people can still call themselves Christians and not be furious adversaries of Hitler's regime.

Our security must be threatened in order for us to appreciate it.

But the strong base and building of my love is as the very centre of the earth, drawing all things to it.