You still really fight for good parts. It never stops. It's never a breeze. The people at the top of their game work as hard as the people at the bottom.

I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.

I'm a good dad; I spend a lot of time with my kids.

PlayStation 3 is another form of meditation. Come on, when you're on set, all day? That's what I do in my trailer, I just play PlayStation 3.

I love 'Shattered Glass.' It's one of my favorite movies. I think it's just brilliant.

I just planted the family vegetables yesterday. You name it, I grow it.

My sister gave me a big bucket of Cool Whip. Isn't that awesome? For two weeks I basically watched Emergency! and ate cool whip with a spoon.

You have to make something good. Just because all the hot actors show up and the money is there and the explosives are ready, it doesn't matter.

The werewolf film is a strange thing.

Most people laugh at situations rather than a tagline anyway.

I've done flowers and kicked myself. Flowers are so lame.

Life is a wall, you have to climb it by pushing others to climb over and you will be pushed as well. Give a helping hand today.

A writer who has perfect writing skills and zero honesty is not an author but a sales person.

Sight is seeing with the eyes

Stuff that would be weird in the bright light of day just wasn't so much once you passed a certain hour.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

A poor relation—is the most irrelevant thing in nature.

Biceps are like ornaments on a Christmas tree.

As a country, we are in a state of denial about issues of race and racism. And too many of our leaders have concluded that the way to remedy racism is to simply stop talking about race.

To me, the highest expression of life is art with jokes. It's very rarified, very difficult to accomplish if you want to be more than just funny, and more than just jokes about human gaseousness.

Reported as Oscar Wilde's last words on his death bed... This wallpaper is killing me. One of us has to go.