You sure you don’t want me to stay? I’ll make you coffee and ask you about your day.

Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.

Black hair, angelic face, and devil eyes.

Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back

First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.

If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.

The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

She can tell you the height of the attacker from the trigonometry of the blood spatter, while I'm fuzzy on what trigonometry is.

I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.

Your headlights don't scare me.

Physics isn't the most important thing. Love is.

A suffering person does not need a lecture—he needs a listener.

Jesus didn't die as a frustrated failed revolutionary. His death was the revolution.

Youth is a blossom whose fruit is love; happy is he who plucks it after watching it slowly ripen.

The Internet is a fantastic, strange place where you can write an open letter and be reasonably assured that people are going to read it.

The function of man is to live, not to exist.

I think every year, my role changes. And I am an open house for advice, for anyone to use. It's just a matter of asking questions.

Lord, into thy hands I commend my spirit!

All good strategy eventually degenerates into work.

Though under-instruction is a bad thing, it is not impossible that over-instruction may be worse.