You sure you don’t want to kiss me good-bye, baby?

Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.

Black hair, angelic face, and devil eyes.

Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back

First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.

If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.

The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

She can tell you the height of the attacker from the trigonometry of the blood spatter, while I'm fuzzy on what trigonometry is.

I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.

Your headlights don't scare me.

With twice his wits, she had to see things through his eyes -- one of the tragedies of married life.

Forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us... Save my little girl...

Let's be honest: the trappings of investment banking are quite tempting. I do miss it sometimes. And to be honest, there was a time I'd read the 'WSJ' in the morning, and for years I have done that.

They wanted me to play third like Brooks so I did play like Brooks - Mel Brooks.

After a while you learn that everything stops.

It is very unreasonable of people to expect one should be at home, because one is in the house. Of all privileges, that of invisibility is the most valuable.

For me it was never about money, but solving problems for the future of humanity.

Advice is like a doctor's pills; how easily he gives them! how reluctantly he takes them when his turn comes!

Writing is simply something you must do. It's rather like virtue in that it is its own reward.

There's not enough silliness in the world. Eurovision helps to keep it balanced.