You take insult where none is intended, but if you will find insult where none is meant, then perhaps I should try harder to insult on purpose.

There are wounds that never show on the body that are deeper and more hurtful than anything that bleeds.

I love animals, always have, and it seemed natural to help the ASPCA. Animals have no voice of their own, so we have to be that voice

I am not a morning person.

I always treated writing as a profession, never as a hobby. If you don't believe in yourself, no one else will.

Remember your personal demons should be afraid of you, because you are their home, their food, and as you heal, their executioner.

You'd think a sociopath assassin wouldn't have a fan following but he does

Zebrowski says that if you killed someone else just hide the body, he's not starting over on the paperwork.

Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright.

My writing style is very sensual, as in sensory detail

The best lies are always at least partially true.

Everything that you have was bought by the currency of time.

History is full of examples of slaughter and victory.

Dreams look real, but they're in your mind, so you realize that the physical world is also a construction, which shows that the mind can affect reality in more ways than you can imagine.

In fact my son subscribes to Pro Bull Rider magazine.

I love my country more than anything else.

Here's Henry, trying to burst the bubble still further, if indeed it needs more bursting

Nature meant woman to be her masterpiece.

The biggest fool in the world is he who merely does his work supremely well, without attending to appearance.

I hated L.A. for a long time, and I wanted to leave it. I had these fantasies of going to 'SNL' and falling in love with some writer on 'SNL,' of getting married and living in New York.

Fairy roses, fairy rings, turn out sometimes troublesome things.