You take the lies out of him, and he'll shrink to the size of your hat; you take the malice out of him, and he'll disappear.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Poetry happens when there is nothing to say but you have a volcano hidden inside you waiting to erupt.

You may slip but God isn't going to let you down. His loving arms will always be there to catch you.

Every time a stupid politician says something stupid, you don’t have to reply to him, because it is nonsense to shoo every barking dog away!

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Who defines terrorists? Today's terrorist is tomorrow's friend.

He that displays too often his wife and his wallet is in danger of having both of them borrowed.

I think just vocally I have a little timber in my voice that God gave me that does work - it puts my own DNA onto it.

But did thee feel the earth move?

The intellectual is different from the ordinary man, but only in certain sections of his personality, and even then not all the time.

Love is the spirit of life, and makes all things live.